This one is for a certain number of inviduals out there (you know who you are):

Dena is susceptible to migraines. So when she says she’s nauseated and “doesn’t feel well in general”, IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT SHE’S PREGNANT.

Thanks.

A funny thing happened today. At work, there’s a soon-to-be-vacant tech support position opening up so we’re recruiting. There were plenty of interviewers today; 4 to be exact. Part of the interview process in our office involves giving the candidates a tour of the office and small meet ‘n’ greets at each office stop. For the first candidate, when my manager got to my office, he said osmething along the lines of “This is Chris. He does software development and technical duties for stuff that the rest of us don’t understand, like anything with a plug.”. Chuckles and move on. He fires off an email after interviewing that candidate asking me what he should say when he gets to my office with the next candidate. I jokingly offered “Code monkey and computer bitch”. He replies with “It should be ‘underpaid'”. This is true. Management sees it but upper management is not in the know and probably never will be. Subsequent visits from candiates either resulted in long speils about third-party Mastercam development and “closer apps” or brief “he’s the comp sci guy” type of quips.

Hey, two posts from me in one day. It’s not record, though. I post much more than that when Barry says/does something stupid that irritates me 😉 Off to see School of Rock tonight ’cause Dena loves Jack Black and I love the rock. Oh and I’m supposed to mention her more often in my blog because I don’t do that enough, apparently 😉 So, here goes…

Dena now likes Sleepytime tea before bed but refuses to try simple chamomille tea (Sleepytime tea is mostly chamomille). Dena makes Belle mad by making smooching noises on the back of her little kitty head. Dena is gonna get her eyes clawed out by Belle when she makes her mad by making smooching noises on the back of her little kitty head. Dena gets a lot of raises and other perks at her job. Dena hates peas but likes pea soup. Dena is obsessed with CSI and CSI: Miami but perfers CSI. Dena has a new pair of golf shoes and she’s excited to try them out. Dena hates the way I fold towels. Dena likes Mike Modano (like you didn’t know that already). Dena is extremely ticklish. Dena perfers my hair to be long, but not too long and definitely not short. Dena hates puzzles that are missing pieces. Dena is amused by people who wonder why we’ve been together for six years and we’re still not married. Dena likes MahJongg. Dena can skate but she can’t stop.

How’s that? 😉