i am a wild party

The immortal words of Kim Mitchell ring true. Or do they?

Dena’s gone to Crystal Falls for 10 days, as she had banked overtime to use. That means that I have the place to myself. Being the wild party that I am, you’re undoubtedly picturing plenty of mayhem and debauchery happening at Chez Bellini. Where the beer flows like wine [ha!], loads of booty-shakin’ bass, tossin’ hundred dollar bills like mad cheddar, and scantily clad women all over the place.

Reality, however, is a funny thing. It’s disgustingly hot outside, so our place is dark with drawn blinds and the A/C cranked, lots of my crappy (according to Dena) music in the background, and yours truly hunched over a laptop working on a few contract projects, with the odd sojourn over to the desktop PC for some Half-Life 2 action. I told you I’m a wild party…wild, wild party! 😉

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