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September 12, 2006 under Computers, Internet, lonelygirl15, YouTube

The season debuts of the Simpsons and Family Guy appeared last Sunday. Those two shows, including hockey and football, are pretty much all I care to watch on TV anymore. Nothing really interests me, so I’ve turned to the Web for video entertainment. I’m a daily follower of shows like Ze Frank’s “The Show” and various video podcasts (along with audio podcasts and reading blogs).

But a few days ago, I stumbled across a channel on YouTube called lonelygirl15. Apparently, she’s a 16 year-old girl who is being home schooled, has a male friend with a big nose, is afraid of her controlling dad, and might be a member of some weird cult. She uses her webcam to post little 2-minute segments for her video blog. However, something seems a bit out of place.

First off, I never knew any girls in high school that acted the way she did. Teenage girls annoy the hell out of me; even when I was a teenager myself they were like nails on a chalk board. They talk and laugh so they everybody can here them, and go on and on about nothing in particular. lonelygirl15 (aka: Bree), doesn’t seem exhibit those annoying teenage traits. She seems more like a sitcom teenage girl; subdued with controlled bursts of annoyance. She even looks older than 16 year-old. And then there’s the content of her video segments. The first few episodes seem like anybody else playing with a webcam and speaking to the Web for the first time. A few segments into the series, though, and she’s dropping subtle hints about her weird family, freaking out when her friend tries to light a candle under a picture of Aleister Crowley, dropping a possible date reference (to Crowley’s birthday) during a cookie judging contest. It all seems very planned. Then the LA Times reported some possible theories behind lonelygirl15.

So what is the point of lonelygirl15?A new series that flies in the face of traditional television? An actual teenager having fun on YouTube? Or a tie-in to a soon-to-be-released movie? I’m guessing that a movie is involved. If that’s the case, this is taking the hype that the Blair Witch Project generated on the Internet prior to its release to another level. I remember reading the website, initially being drawn into the story because I thought it was an actual documentary. If this is the case with lonelygirl15, then it’s humanizing the movie even more so, because the video segments are posted in a place that’s interactive with the rest of the world. I like where this is going and how the Web is being used.

If it does turn out that it’s just a video blog, then I probably won’t follow along. I’m hoping for a tie-in to something in the real world. At the same time, lonelygirl15 is more interesting than other Internet phenomena like the Star Wars kid and Baby Cha-cha, IMO.

For those who want to do some homework, read up on lonelygirl15, watch her video segments (I recommend starting with the first video and work your way to the present), and submit your essays to me for grading 😉

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wouldn't be prudent

September 11, 2006 under Politics

I won’t be part of the trend of commenting on or throwing in my two cents about the five-year anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attack in the States. Not gonna do it. “Nah gah dah”. Sit back and watch the television networks, newspapers, and websites battle with each other over who can better promote the hell out of this in order to grab your attention. A thousand points of light, or some shit like that.

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keyboard dyslexia

September 8, 2006 under Computers

I’m not dyslexic nor have I ever been, I don’t think. Put a keyboard in front of me…now that’s another story. For whatever reason, and I’ve noticed that’s it become more frequent as the years go by, I type as if I’m dyslexic. Transpose two letters here, incorrectly place a space there. It always happens when I’m typing faster than usual. Some examples:

dipslay -> display
Micrsofot -> Microsoft
any dayn ow -> any day now

A recent event prompted me to post this. Yesterday, my manager at work asked me to look at an email that she had just sent to me. I swiftly replied with “Go tit”. Of course, I meant “Got it”. She noticed. We had a laugh. Then we moved on with the work-related conversation. The beauty of typed communication is that such an incident is forgivable. On the other hand, if I had verbally said that to her, I might as well have said “onward boobie” or “advance sweater puppy” or “move along lady lump”. I shudder to think of the awkward moment that would’ve followed. It’s a good thing, in this case, that we humans tend to be more forgiving of typed oopsies rather than spoken ones.

English is not the only language that falls victim to my constant mistyping. Regardless of the programming language, I frequently mistype often-used keywords when coding. For example, at work lately, I’ve working on an ASP project. I’ve had to use Response.Write() very often, and for whatever reason, I’ve begun omitting the first ‘s’ in “Response”.

Reponse.Write("I'm mangling the keyboard.") ' Oh snap! IIS is gonna hate me.
Response.Write("Now I'm getting the hang of it.")

I’m reminded of another of my common slips by a recent Windows application that I wrote in C#. I’ve lost count of the number times I’ve written something like the following:

pubic int GetConfig()
{
    // It's best not to see the
    // configuration "thing" we're
    // getting from the pubic region.

    // It's definitely not the letter 'l' that
    // should follow the letter 'b'.  Definitely not.
}

It’s not specific to C#; if it were C++/Java/Ruby/VB.NET/[insert any OO-aware programming language here] the result would probably be the same. Object-oriented programming is an unintentionally kinky affair for me, what with all the private and, ahem, pubic methods and properties 🙂

I don’t do this when thinking, speaking or even writing. My dad says “muniply” instead of “multiply”, but I don’t have any issues with mispronunciations – I never have. If such a thing is inheritable, it wasn’t passed down to me. It only happens when I’m trying to type uncomfortably quickly, and I don’t recall having this problem in university or previous to that. Thankfully, I’m not worried about it. I usually catch it as I’m typing so compilers aren’t laughing at me that often. Am I the only one afflicted with this? I hpoen ot [that was on purpose ;)]

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good to grow

September 7, 2006 under Life

I think Dena and I live above a grow op, but I’m not sure.

In the winter, we rarely set the heat to a high temperature; I’m ok with a little bit of chilliness (that’s the Northern boy in me). Yet even at 4AM, while every other floor in our place numbs the hell out your feet and sends shivers up and down your spine, a certain area of the floor in our bathroom is warm – starkly warm. Like “warm water on your hand while you’re sleeping and it’s a good thing you’re in the bathroom to begin with” warm.

Also, this summer we noted how hot it was in our apartment. At first, I suspected that our air conditioner was on the fritz, yet the air was very cool near the vents. No matter how high we cranked up the a/c, our place never cooled down. It’s also very humid in our bathroom. Most bathrooms are after somebody’s had a shower, but ours is humid all of the time. There’s usually a faint aroma of weed in our bathroom if the door’s been closed for a while. To finish off this hypothesis o’ mine, we can hear the bathroom fan in the apartment below us; it’s on constantly.

So we either have amateur arborists growing flavoured tobacco, or perhaps it’s a dead person in the apartment below us. I’m thinking that if they’re growing weed, their electric bill must be insane. Surely that would tip off someone, right? And if it was a dead body, it wouldn’t smell like dope plants. What are some other possibilities?

Dena and I have been seriously looking at purchasing a house, so it’ll be somebody else’s problem in the near future. With a sales pitch like that, I shoud’ve gone into real estate 😉

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the ubuntu way, part 2

September 6, 2006 under Computers, Linux, Programming, Ubuntu

Upon reviewing my web server’s logs, a lot of people stumble upon this website o’ mine by submitting queries for “ubuntu phpmyadmin” to search engines like Google, Yahoo! and MSN. I’ll assume that it’s because installing PHPMyAdmin on a fresh Ubuntu Linux install isn’t all that straightforward. Everybody lands on this post from last year. Unfortunately, I never actually mentioned how I installed PHPMyAdmin on Ubuntu in that post at all, so it’s probably pretty useless to most. Like Dr. Sam Beckett, I will attempt to put right what once went wrong, and hope that each time somebody wants to install PHPMyAdmin on Ubuntu, this will be the leap home.

Once you have installed Apache, PHP, MySQL and configured MySQL by creating users and maybe a database or two, you’ll quickly find out that you can’t install PHPMyAdmin from Synaptic or apt-get (Synaptic is merely a nice GUI for apt-get). The reason? All of the software (“packages” in Ubuntu parlance) that you can install via Synaptic or apt-get comes from repositories. Out-of-the-box, Ubuntu is configured to use only three Ubuntu-approved repositories, none of which have PHPMyAdmin on them. You can, however, add other repositories. On those other repositories, you’ll find PHPMyAdmin. To quickly add those repositories via Synaptic, go Settings | Repositories. For the Ubuntu 6.06 LTS, Ubuntu 6.06 LTS Security Updates, and Updates repositories, add the Official and Restricted Copyright to each one. Make sure you click the OK button for each repository to make the changes stick.

Synaptic Channels

Now you can search for “phpmyadmin” in Synaptic.

Synaptic PHPMyAdmin

Using apt-get from a console should accomplish the same thing:

$ sudo apt-get phpmyadmin

Fire up your browser and go to http://localhost/phpmyadmin/, and you should be pleasantly surprised. Now, off you go to build the next Digg or Flickr. Or maybe skip the whole Web 2.0 flurry entirely and be a Web 3.0 pioneer; Web 3.0 being the designation given to websites that can…whoa whoa, I’m not giving away that secret just yet 😉

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a letter to the students

September 5, 2006 under Education, Life

Dear Students,

The time of year is upon us in which educational institutions re-open their doors for another year. I’d like to address the students – specifically students who are at the stage of choosing, or at the very least, considering thinking about maybe planning to entertain the potential thought of a career path. You’re at a crucial junction in your life, and while you don’t need the added stress, take this moment in your life with a great deal of seriousness. You may be in high school, college, university or some other learning institution. Either way, hear me out. I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject of career choices and life decisions, but know that I’m including hard-earned experience and opinions in this letter.

What will you do to earn a living? It’s a heavy question indeed. Your family may have ideas as to what you should do, and they may not. Your friends may have ideas as to what you should do, and they may not. Your instructors may have ideas as to what you should do, and they may not. Standardized government testing may have ideas as to what you should do, and it may not. Guidance Counsellors should almost definitely have ideas as to what you should do, and they (rarely) may not. Only one person’s opinion on this topic matters, and that’s your’s.

The most important thing you should consider before choosing a path are your interests. What would you like to do day in and day out in order to earn a living? You definitely need to recognize your strengths and talents, but make sure that you’re focusing on talents that matter. The ability to burp the alphabet, while disgustingly entertaining, might not get you far in life. Determine how your talents will help society. It may be difficult to assess your own interests when you think about it. Anything that you can passionately talk about for hours on end to the point of making other people’ head explode can be a good indication of what you should parlay into a career. Don’t let anyone influence your observations. Overzealous parents especially like to tell you what you should be interested in. Guidance Counselors are supposed to be experts in this area, but they’ll likely never talk to you long enough to know what you’re capable of. Keep an eye on your interests. In my case, I noticed halfway through my second year of Pre Pharmacy in university that I was purchasing books on JavaScript and Perl and actually reading them instead of my Anatomy & Physiology and Organic Chemistry textbooks. While there’s nothing wrong in coming to this realization later on, it can be an expensive oversight, which you’ll become painfully aware of when repaying student loans. Sometimes you can’t avoid the late revelation of where your interests lie. If you have to take general education and elective courses, get a few out of the way early on, should you decide to switch majors later on – they should still count towards your degree/diploma/certificate/qualification.

It would be a good idea to inquire about job shadowing somebody working in the area that you’re interested in. This will give you the opportunity to experience a day (or more) in the life in the line of work that you are considering.

Study hard, live cheap, remain focused, don’t smoke bathroom floor drugs, buy used textbooks instead of new ones, and have fun.

Your pal,

Chris

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don't wear white, now

September 4, 2006 under Family, Life, Timmins

Dena and I just came back from a visit to Timmins for the weekend. It was a nice trip, seeing as I haven’t been up there in over 3 years. At the same time, it was a little depressing.

I’m nostalgic – I always have been. The thing with nostalgia is that any given time that you’re nostalgic for…well, it probably wasn’t very noteworthy during the moment. Nostalgia’s effect creeps in after sufficient time has lapsed, much like vintage wine or fine cheese. The house that I grew up in on Murray Street wasn’t a spectacular house, but it was pleasant. It was spotless and well-decorated, because of my mom. It was functional and upgraded, because of my dad. When I drove by that house, it didn’t look a whole lot different from when I was last in it 3 years ago. The only difference between now and then is that I can’t walk into the house. Thomas Wolfe was right; you can’t go home again.

Another thing that struck me is that I was in various places in Timmins, like the homes of relatives and my mom’s friends, and she wasn’t around. We stayed at my Aunt Rena and Uncle Valdo’s house. For as long as I can remember, we’ve always followed the same seating arrangement in their dining room. It was startling to see Dena in the chair where my mom would be. It was even more startling to be standing on my mom’s grave site in the Timmins Municipal Cemetery; especially since I tended to it back in the summer of 1996 when I had a brief summer job there.

But it wasn’t just mom-related things that bummed me out. I gave Dena a guided tour of the city. It was depressing to see that many of the arenas that I played hockey in don’t appear to have seen any renovations. Actually, that seems to be the fate of a lot of places that I frequented. It’s a fine example of how the North gets shit on. It’s not right, but sadly that’s how it is.

One thing I’ve learned from this trip, other than my visits to Timmins are much too few and far between, is that I’ve been a bit of an anti-social hermit from family and friends (not just the ones in Timmins) for the past few years, and I should probably do something about that. Chico mentioned “we’re old”. I don’t feel old per se, but I realize that my teenage years and 20’s are never coming back. Gone are our ubiquitous sex-drugs-rock ‘n’ roll conversations. Now we talk about home improvement projects, adult relationships and careers. However, there are a few things that remain constant. The northern climate is unchanged, which is refreshing to me, because I prefer it over the more-temperate climate of southern Ontario. Although I have very few friends still living in Timmins, it’s comforting to know that Chico is still Chico, and Taurie Hannigan is still holyfuckshehaslotsaenergy Taurie Hannigan 🙂 This whole nostalgia thing is all in my head, I know. I’ll probably be caught in a full-blown Slush Puppie effect in a few years. What’s the Slush Puppie effect? It’s something I came up with at a very young age while looking at Slush Puppie cups. Those cups depict a puppy holding a Slush Puppie cup, depicting a puppy holding a Slush Puppie cup, depicting a puppy holding a Slush Puppie cup, ad infinitum. As such, a few years from now I’ll probably write nostalgic blog posts, about nostalgic blog posts, and so on 😛

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