I thought it was an urban legend, but apparently I have a good chance of going completely bat shit. First, as a child, I was discouraged from playing goalie and aspiring to be a dentist due to a lack of left-handed equipment. Those left-handed scissors in elementary school always sucked; that green rubber on them was always cracked and cut up your fingers. And when Papermate came out with those pens with the back eraser on the ends, I’d come home everyday with a blue hand. So just when you think the southpaws have gained equal standing in the world, news like this comes along and it makes me want to paint peanut butter on the shells of lost turtles on the streets of Copenhagen at night with a playing card…the Ace of Spades, of course.
